tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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