Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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