Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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