I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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