I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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