Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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