he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Randomize
