you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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