margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just invented taco cereal.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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