I skipped work to stalk him.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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