I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
one two three fourrrrnication!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
