Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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