Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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