The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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