So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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