She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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