He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the day after is always just damage control
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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