Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
