its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
jump out the window naked night went bad
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
