Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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