Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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