Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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