32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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