The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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