i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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