Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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