I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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