do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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