what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
