Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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