your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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