She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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