He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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