do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
