i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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