she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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