There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the day after is always just damage control
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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