we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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