so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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