So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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