You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize
