if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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