True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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