I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
