oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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