he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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