this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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