..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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