everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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