I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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