What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
