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(925): View more from California

2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.

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(312): View more from Illinois

She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her

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(702): View more from Nevada

I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.

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(207): View more from Maine

my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.

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(419): View more from Ohio

All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.

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(410): View more from Maryland

what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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the part where you beat me to him

(410): View more from Maryland

fair enough.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home

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(201): View more from New Jersey

And here I thought that was one nut sack too many

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.

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