His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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