I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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