i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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