Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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