Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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